That awkward situation

When you wake up and remember just HOW drunk you were yesterday...
And maybe also a little "gone" in other ways...
Then suddenly you feel something moving next to you... FUCK!
It's the fucking "what up" guy!
That guy who is actually REALLY annoying and who you didn't even know the name of until yesterday... 

And embarrassingly enough you know his friends, so now you kind of have to either:

1. Date him
2. Call it a one night stand (even though you actually just both passed out when you came home)

3. Create and even more awkward friendship. 

4. Live with the comments

What to do? Fuck my life! SO MUCH! 

And for real actually you like someone else...

(Now I miss Denmark, hide me!)